*sees a beautiful girl* she is the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in my life *sees another beautiful girl* she is literally the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in my entire existence *sees another beautiful girl* she is seriously the
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Boy, Girl Convos(:: You’re Beautiful.
Girl: Did you notice anything today? …
Boy: Yeah, i did actually.
Girl: Really ?! What was it ?
Boy: It’s 11/11.
Girl: Oh….i guess.
Boy: Baby, you know I’m joking around. You didn’t wear any makeup today, and that’s what I’ve been waiting for. You looked absolutely beautiful today babe….
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
NORWEGIAN RECYCLING - MIRACLES
Songs:
1. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
2. B.O.B. feat. Bruno Mars - Nothing On You
3. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
4. Britney Spears - Hit Me, Baby, One More Time
5. Jason Derulo - In My Head
6. Justin Timberlake - My Love
7. Lady Gaga - Just Dance
8. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
9. Ne-Yo - So Sick
10. Michael Jackson - Black Or White
11. Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
12. Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
13. Taylor Swift - Fifteen
14. Taylor Swift - Fearless
15. Savage Garden - The Animal Song
16. Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake - Signs
this has got to be one of the best mashups i have ever heard!
- Girl: We're best friend, right?
- Boy: Yes, of course.
- Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
- Boy: No one. I love someone.
- Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.
- Boy: Definitely, I loved her every since I met her.
- Girl: Really? Well, since we're best friends. I wanna meet her. Go call her.
- Boy: Oh okay. *Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her.
- Girl: Wait, hold on. I think I'm getting a call. *Answers the phone.*
- Girl: Hello?
- Boy: I Love You.
- BOY: If I was a superhero...
- GIRL: You'd be Superman?
- BOY: No
- GIRL: Batman?
- BOY: Nope
- GIRL: Spiderman?
- BOY: Noooo..
- GIRL: I give up!
- BOY: I'll be YOUR-man.
How to get a girl to ask you out when you get rejected.
- Boy: Will you go out with me?
- Girl: No.
- Boy: Do you even know what I just said?
- Girl: Yes.
- Boy: What?
- Girl: Will you go out with me.
- Boy: Sure.
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
- Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
- Me: Well fuck
- Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
- Me: Thank fuck
ADAM YOUNG’S VERSION OF ENCHANTED IN REPLY TO TAYLOR’S IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.
I’M SO IN LOVE.
BEAUTIFUL.
I am so ashamed that I attend a school full of idiots.
So the other day, as I was patiently waiting for my bus to arrive, I was listening to some kpop on my iPod. I’m pretty sure it was loud and people within a metre radius from me could hear it. Anyway, I was able to hear something that a bunch of idiots next to me said.
Girl 1: Do you like kpop?
Girl 2: What’s kpop?
Girl 1: It’s chinese pop.
I’m sorry.. ARE YOU AN EFFING IDIOT?!
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE K STANDS FOR!?
I’m so ashamed that I was even sitting next to them.
I am ashamed that this is my school.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
